Posts Tagged ‘Suicide’

It’s tough out there folks–be careful.

Seriously, after reading this story about a pitiable Chinese man whose girlfriend’s incessant shopping drove him to kill himself in a shopping mallĀ  (we’ve all had the impulse), we at The Saddest Christmas feel compelled to remind you: don’t kill yourself, just dump the woman. Turn that Sad Christmas Happy, motherfuckers!